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Fire Emblem Anon Mod ([personal profile] feanonmod) wrote in [community profile] feanons2013-08-31 09:06 am
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part 1 but, frederick, it's nearly dark!

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BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
From the truly horrific to the hilariously stupid to the ones that just plain didn't work.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9590366/1/Closely-Guarded-Secret

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
M!Morgan/Yarne fic that may be slightly NSFW.

Not terribad, but still bad in it's own way with a pretty OOC-as-fuck Morgan.

Re: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9590366/1/Closely-Guarded-Secret

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Morgan placed his lips on Yarne's forehead.

"Your forehead feel a bit warm." Morgan commented quietly to him. Yarne's heart was beating fast and he places his arms around Morgan's hips. He was about to kiss Morgan on the lips and tell him about his feelings, but then Chrom walks in and Yarne becomes rather frightened.

'Oh gods.' Yarne thought and he could feel that his lower area is hard from Morgan sitting on his lap. 'If Morgan moves I'm doomed. If Morgan doesn't get off my lap I'm doomed. Either way I'm doomed.'

"Father it appears Yarne is a bit under the weather." Morgan said while looking at his father and still sitting on Yarne's lap. "So not a good idea for him to go to the battle field."

Morgan casts a spell in order to float a blanket over, grabs the blanket, gets off of Yarne's lap, and swiftly bundles him up in it.

"Alright. We will leaving in five minutes." Chrom commented calmly and he walks away.


Okay, Chrom walks in... and doesn't ask why the fuck Morgan is sitting on Yarne's lap? Not even awkward sputtering of some sort from realizing that he may have apparently walked in on his son having an... intimate moment with another?

Also, I died when I read this (bold mine):

'Well, I know he felt something...at least mini-Yarne did when I was on his lap.'

Re: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9590366/1/Closely-Guarded-Secret

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD. Were they serious? /falls over

Re: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9590366/1/Closely-Guarded-Secret

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
While unintentionally hilarious on the writer's part...

My kingdom for a good M!Morgan/Yarne fic.

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/707722 aka "Robin is SKRUUUUUNG so she puts the health of her unborn kid at risk by suppressing labor and nothing bad comes of it by the happy fluffy end where Chrom holds perfect little babby Lucina in his arms".

tw: suicide and self-harm

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's the Henry's Solo Ending Double Feature!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9380246/1/Amidst-the-Debris In which Henry pines quietly for Ricken and then throws himself off a cliff when Ricken marries Nowi and has a kid with her.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9365606/1/A-Lonely-Goodbye Henry goes nucking futs and cuts himself because Robin sacrificed herself to stop Grima, then throws himself off a cliff right in front of her.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/798021

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Obligatory mention of that boy!Morgan/Yarne fic where Morgan wangsts about how him "falling in love with the Taguel was asking for the death of a race in return", or something.

Re: http://archiveofourown.org/works/798021

(Anonymous) 2013-09-02 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Because Panne and her husband can apparently never have anymore kids after Yarne, or something. Then again, my headcanon is that Yarne had at least two other siblings in the future, given that rabbits breed in litters, and part of his fear stems from watching them die in the bad future along with his parents.

Re: http://archiveofourown.org/works/798021

(Anonymous) 2013-09-05 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
da

Since Panne apparently had a younger brother who died alongside their mom and the rest of the Taguel, that sounds rather plausible,

and now, for something completely different

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
a man with three buttocks this Rekka badfic classic

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3701462/1/The-Results-of-War

Basically an excuse for all the buff and burly male characters to take their pants off and engage in buttsex and blowjobs at the drop of a hat. And a bunch of females and bishies die.

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9416889/1/Jealousy

in which male!Robin is a petty douchebag who flaunts his and Chrom's twoo wub in an ooc-ly jealous Sumia's face and somehow gave birth to Chrom's kids. because that's all this crapfest needed, mpreg.

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
All boy!Robin needs to do is to start singing Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" in front of Sumia. Ew. D:

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
and then push her into a muddy lake. and pull her hair. and call her fat.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9617645/1/Protect-You

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
... This is not how modern AU's work, author.

Re: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9617645/1/Protect-You

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
my guess is they wrote it based on their own love life and threw in pregnancy for the sake of more drama

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/925244/chapters/1798301 surprised this one didn't end up here quicker

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess we were all distracted for a while.

But I still feel so fucking bad for Olivia in this fic, having to put up with such a childishly stupid Henry. Maribelle becoming a Yenta Sue, the sex mechanics failure and how it's written by That Author don't help, either.

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
all it does is make me want to write tons of henry porn where he's kinky and adventurous and even if he doesn't know everything about sex he'll dive right in and have fun

nayrt

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Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-05 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I must thank you for teaching me what a Yenta Sue is. But honestly, while Maribelle definitely has some interesting, erm, connections (the caberet offer, my sides), I don't think she'd be that intent on getting deets out of Olivia like that.

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Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-05 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is the same person who wrote that meta about Henry being asexual because of his lack of social skills/boundaries and apparent naivete, I REALLY dislike what she seems to think about asexuality as a whole.

+1

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-06 17:12 (UTC) - Expand

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
details on this fic:

http://wankgate.dreamwidth.org/19942.html?thread=64300774#cmt64300774
http://wankgate.dreamwidth.org/19655.html?thread=64041927#cmt64041927

Re: BAD FICS

(Anonymous) 2013-09-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/807290 the first pillowqueen!robin fic ever mentioned on the old WG threads

Could be worse compared to some of the other Chrobin fic, but still blah as hell

(TW: Implied Rape) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9440276/1/Vessel

(Anonymous) 2013-09-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Another fanfic by the author of the pod-person!JPN-Henry x babysitter!Olivia fic described above. Spoilers for the Future Past DLC.

Grima!Robin rapes Inigo to impregnate herself. Girl!Morgan is a total pod person. Nosense ensues.

Re: (TW: Implied Rape) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9440276/1/Vessel

(Anonymous) 2013-09-06 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Something about Inigo being seemingly okay with being boy!Morgan's dad after getting raped sounds just off to me. I know that not every rape victim is going to have the same reaction, but still...

Is this just me?